| BMGWL |
Busting my gut with laughter |
| BOTEC |
Back-of-the-envelope calculation |
| BRB |
Be right back |
| BTA |
But then again... |
| BTDT |
Been there, done that |
| BTW |
By the way |
| BWL |
Bursting with laughter |
| BWTHDIK |
But what the heck do I know...? |
| CICO |
Coffee in, coffee out |
| C&G |
Chuckle and grin |
| CNP |
Continued in next post |
| CFUU |
Customer f***ed up unit |
| CHUA |
Customer's head up a** |
| CJWB |
Customer just wanted to bitch |
| CMIU |
Customer misunderstood intended use |
| CNDL |
Customer not deserving of life |
| COCR |
Customer obviously can't read |
| CRB |
Come right back |
| CRBT |
Crying real big tears |
| CRS |
Can't read s**t |
| CU |
See you |
| CUL |
See you later |
| CUL8ER |
See you later |
| CYA |
See ya |
| CYA |
Cover your ass |
| CYO |
See you online |
| DBA |
Doing business as |
| DFLA |
Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DL |
Dead link |
| DLTBBB |
Don't let the bed bugs bite |
| DIKU |
Do I know you? |
| DITYID |
Did I tell you I'm distressed? |
| DOM |
Dirty old man |
| DOS |
Dozing off soon |
| DQMOT |
Don't quote me on this |
| DTRT |
Do the right thing |
| DWB |
Don't write back |
| E2E |
exchange to exchange |
| E2E |
e-business to e-business |
| E2E |
employee to employee |
| E2E |
end to end |
| EEGF |
Exposed to excessive G force (dropped, etc) |
| EEMD |
Environment exceeded manufacture's design |
| EG |
Evil grin |
| EIOE |
Ethanol-induced operator error |
| EMFBI |
Excuse me for butting in |
| EMSG |
E-mail message |
| EOM |
End of message |
| EOT |
End of thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESAD |
Eat s**t and die |
| ESTO |
Equipment Smarter Than Operator |
| ETLA |
Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA) |
| EWG |
evil wicked grin |
| F2F |
Face to face |
| FAQ |
Frequently-ask question(s) |
| FC |
Fingers crossed |
| FISH |
First in, still here |
| FLA |
Four-letter acronym |
| FMTYEWTK |
Far more than you ever wanted to know |
| FOMCL |
Falling off my chair laughing |
| FTBOMH |
From the bottom of my heart |
| FUBAR |
F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition |
| FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt |
| FWIW |
For what it's worth |
| FYI |
For your information |
| G |
Grin |
| GA |
Go ahead |
| GAL |
Get a life |
| GIGO |
Garbage in, garbage out |
| GD&R |
Grinning, ducking, and running |
| GF |
Girlfriend |
| GFN |
Gone for now |
| GGP |
Gotta go pee |
| GIWIST |
Gee, I wish I'd said that |
| GL |
Good luck |
| GMAB |
Give me a break |
| GMTA |
Great minds think alike |
| GOL |
Giggling out loud |
| GTRM |
Going to read mail |
| GTSY |
Glad to see you |
| H&K |
Hug and kiss |
| HAGN |
Have a good night |
| HAND |
Have a nice day |
| HEMD |
Humidity exceeded manufacture's design |
| HHIS |
Hanging head in shame |
| HIG |
How's it going |
| HT |
Hi there |
| HTH |
Hope this helps |
| HUB |
Head up butt |
| IAC |
In any case |
| IAE |
In any event |
| IANAL |
I am not a lawyer (but) |
| IAW |
I agree with or In accordance with |
| IC |
I see |
| IGP |
I gotta pee |
| IHA |
I hate acronyms |
| IHU |
I hear you |
| IIRC |
If I recall/remember/recollect correctly |
| ILU or ILY |
I love you |
| IM |
Immediate message |
| IMCO |
In my considered opinion |
| IMHO |
In my humble opinion |
| IMing |
Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other
interactive game |
| IMNSHO |
In my not so humble opinion |
| IMO |
In my opinion |
| IMS |
I am sorry |
| IOW |
In other words |
| IPN |
I'm posting naked |
| IRL |
In real life (that is, when not chatting) |
| ITA |
I totally agree |
| ITIGBS |
I think I'm going to be sick |
| IWALU |
I will always love you |
| IYSWIM |
If you see what I mean |
| J4G |
Just for grins |
| JBOD |
Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.) |
| JIC |
Just in case |
| JK or j/k |
Just kidding |
| JMO |
Just my opinion |
| JTLYK |
Just to let you know |
| k |
ok |
| KISS |
Keep it simple stupid |
| KIT |
Keep in touch |
| KOTC |
Kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL |
Kiss on the lips |
| KWIM? |
Know what I mean? |
| L8R |
Later |
| L8R G8R |
Later gator |
| LD |
Later, dude |
| LDR |
Long-distance relationship |
| LHO |
Laughing head off |
| LLTA |
Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
| LMFAO |
Laughing my f**king a** off |
| LMAO |
Laughing my a** off |
| LMSO |
Laughing my socks off |
| LOL |
Laughing out loud |
| LRF |
Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment) |
| LSHMBH |
Laughing so hard my belly hurts |
| LTM |
Laugh to myself |
| LTNS |
Long time no see |
| LTR |
Long-term relationship |
| LULAB |
Love you like a brother |
| LULAS |
Love you like a sister |
| LUWAMH |
Love you with all my heart |
| LY |
Love ya |
| LY4E |
Love ya forever |
| MorF |
Male or female |
| MOSS |
Member of the same sex |
| MOTOS |
Member of the opposite sex |
| MTF |
More to follow |
| MUSM |
Miss you so much |
| NADT |
Not a darn thing |
| NFG |
No f*****g good |
| NFW |
No feasible way or no f*****g way |
| NIFOC |
Naked in front of computer |
| NP or N/P |
No problem |
| NPI |
No pun intended |
| NRN |
No response necessary |
| OIC |
Oh, I see |
| OLL |
Online love |
| OMG |
Oh my God |
| OTF |
Off the floor |
| OTOH |
On the other hand |
| OTTOMH |
Off the top of my head |
| PANS |
Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to "POTS") |
| PAW |
Parents are watching |
| PCMCIA |
People can't master computer industry acronyms |
| PDA |
Public display of affection |
| PEBCAK |
Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PIBKAC |
Problem is between keyboard and chair |
| PI |
Pun intended |
| PITA |
Pain in the ass |
| PM |
Private message |
| PMFJIB |
Pardon me for jumping in but... |
| POAHF |
Put on a happy face |
| ::POOF:: |
Goodbye (leaving the room) |
| POTS |
Plain old telephone service |
| PU |
That stinks! |
| QT |
Cutie |
| RL |
Real life (that is, when not chatting) |
| ROR |
Raffing out roud (Engrish for "laughing out loud") |
| ROTFL |
Rolling on the floor laughing |
| ROTFLMAO |
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off |
| ROTFLMAOWPIMP |
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants |
| ROTFLMBO |
Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off |
| RPG |
Role-playing games |
| RSN |
Real soon now |
| RT |
Real time |
| RTFM |
Read the f***ing manual |
| RYO |
Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and
paper) |
| S^ |
S'up - what's up |
| S4L |
Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone's customer or client) |
| SHCOON |
Shoot hot coffee out of nose |
| SEG |
S***-eating grin |
| SETE |
Smiling ear to ear |
| SF |
Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site) |
| SHID |
Slaps head in disgust |
| SNAFU |
Situation normal, all f***ed up |
| SO |
Significant other |
| SOL |
Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck |
| SOMY |
Sick of me yet? |
| SOT |
Short on time |
| SOTMG |
Short on time must go |
| STFU |
Shut the f**k up |
| STFW |
Search the f*****g Web |
| STW |
Search the Web |
| SU |
Shut up |
| SUAKM |
Shut up and kiss me |
| SUP |
What's up |
| SWAG |
Stupid wild-a** guess |
| SWAK |
Sealed with a kiss |
| SWL |
Screaming with laughter |
| SYS |
See you soon |
| TA |
Thanks again |
| TAFN |
That's all for now |
| TANSTAAFL |
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch |
| TCOY |
Take care of yourself |
| TD2O |
Too Drunk To Operate |
| TFH |
Thread from hell (a discussion that just won't die and is often irrelevant to the purpose of
the forum or group) |
| TGIF |
Thank God it's Friday |
| THX |
Thanks |
| TIA |
Thanks in advance (used if you post a question and are expecting a helpful reply) |
| TILII |
Tell it like it is |
| TLA |
Three-letter acronym |
| TLK2UL8R |
Talk to you later |
| TB4U |
Too bad for you |
| TMI |
Too much information |
| TNT |
Till next time |
| TOPCA |
Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term) |
| TOY |
Thinking of you |
| TPTB |
The powers that be |
| TTFN |
Ta-Ta for now |
| TTT |
Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type) |
| TTYL |
Talk to you later |
| TU |
Thank you |
| TY |
Thank you |
| TYVM |
Thank you very much |
| UAPITA |
You're a pain in the ass |
| UAF |
Until further notice |
| UW |
You're welcome |
| UWFS |
Unit Went For a Swim |
| VBG |
Very big grin |
| VBSEG |
Very big s***-eating grin |
| WAG |
Wild a** guess |
| WAYD |
What are you doing |
| WB |
Welcome back |
| WBS |
Write back soon |
| WDALYIC |
Who died and left you in charge? |
| WEG |
Wicked evil grin |
| WFM |
Works for me |
| WIBNI |
Wouldn't it be nice if |
| WOMT |
Waste of my time |
| WT? |
What/who the ? |
| WTF |
What the F***! |
| WTFO |
What the F***! Over! |
| WTG |
Way to go! |
| WTGP? |
Want to go private? |
| WU? |
What's up? |
| WYSITWIRL |
What you see is TOTALLY WORTHLESS IN REAL LIFE! |
| WUF? |
Where are you from? |
| WYSIWYG |
What you see is what you get |
| YBS |
You'll be sorry |
| YGBSM |
You gotta be s***tin' me! |
| YMMV |
Your mileage may vary. |
| YW |
You're welcome |
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